The Dundee Football Club, founded in the year of our Lord 1893, have established their homestead at the noteworthy Scot Foam Stadium in the fair land of Scotland.
As it stands, the Dundee club boasts a menagerie of 31 footballers, with an average length of life no more than 25. There houses a rich, and may I add, youthful talent bursting at the seams, eager to embrace the beautiful game.
The monetary value of these talented lads is no laughing matter. Valued at approximate £8m, according to the good folk at Transfermarkt, it's a substantial sum for a hard-nosed Scottish football team.
If one were to chart the course of their current season, it includes valiant participation in three separate skirmishes. The League Cup has found them battling in Group C, whilst the Premiership depicts them resisting at the 10th place. Their Scottish Cup journey has brought them threading the needle into Quarter-finals. Evidently, the boys from Dundee have been keeping their boots thoroughly muddied this season.