In the grand annals of the beautiful game, Rangers Football Club are but a fledgeling, having been founded, rather perplexingly, in 2012. They relay their footballing prowess, or at times, lack thereof, from the esteemed depths of the Ibrox Stadium in Scotland - a battlefield for ball at feet that truly warms the cockles with its sheer sense of spectacle.
Strolling through the figures, the Rangers chaps, according to Transfermarkt, have a total market value bobbing around the £101m mark. Quite the sum, if you ask me. An impressive roster indeed, and one seething with relative youthfulness, as the average age of this football-cum-social club hovers at 24 tender years.
Lest we forget, the current season has seen these young Turks attempting to make their mark in no less than five competitions, striving to kick the ball in that goal thing more often than the other lot. A feat, it would seem, much like herding cats. They currently find themselves in the runners-up position in the Premiership, having made it to the semi-final stage in the League Cup (ooh, so near yet so far, lads), reached the quarter-finals in the Scottish Cup, and flirted with the Champions League Qualifiers - only to end up in the Play-Offs. And, for the grand finale, they've been fumbling about in the League Phase of the Europa League. An exhaustive list, no doubt, exhausting in deed as well as word.
So there you have it - football, eh? The beautiful game, they call it. Although, with Rangers, it seems more of a 'Handsome from the Right Angle' kind of a game. But we wouldn't have it any other way.+
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