Rangers, a club enjoying its ninth year in existence, conducts its business over at the Ibrox Stadium in Scotland. While just about enough time to pay off a decent mortgage, it's a commendable achievement for Rangers to have built such a wine collection of sorts.
Pulling on the old calculator here, Transfermarkt dares to declare that the Rangers squad has a market value hovering around £78m. Bobbing around that sizeable figure for a club not even a decade old seems like quite a feat, or maybe more a case of the modern game gone mad.
Assembling a herd of 29 players, scurrying around with an average age of 25, Rangers surely have less concern about hip replacements and more towards nappy duty. Yes, quite the spring chicken gathering they've compiled over there.
Don't you know, this season, Rangers have decided to juggle five competitions. Like a circus act, they've partaken in: finishing in 3rd place in the Premiership, gallantly reaching the semi-finals in the League Cup, showing up till the fourth round in the Scottish Cup, gracing the play-offs of the Champions League Qualifiers, and making a presence known in the Europa League. Hoping they've got plenty of replenishing isotonic sports drink at hand. Quite the marathon season, do they know it's a pandemic on?