In the dim and distant year of 2012, a club like no other was yanked into existence - enter Rangers, dropping onto the Scottish football scene like a haggis-scented bomb. Favouring the bracing gusts of Glasgow, these fine specimens of athletic prowess have opted for Ibrox Stadium as their battlefield of choice.
As the phrase goes, 'Money talks'. However, according to an evaluation by Transfermarkt, Rangers apparently only whisper, given their total market value hovers around a 'whopping' £87m. Mind you, for Scottish football, this is akin to a shark swim in a kiddie pool.
Populating their ranks with 29 wide-eyed hopefuls, all toiling away in the name of Rangers, the club also boasts a tender average player age of 25. Ah, to be young, full of dreams and undoubtedly knee-deep in shin pad odour.
Not ones to shy away from a wee challenge, this season our blue-nosed friends have dipped their toes in no less than 4 competitions. Cue the fanfare: Rangers managed to scramble into 3rd place in the Premiership, trundled into the Semi-Finals of the League Cup and participated in the League Phase of the Europa League. They also made a cameo appearance in the Play-Offs of the Champions League Qualifiers. Bless.
