Well, well, well, where does one even start? Rangers, the Glaswegian enigma, sprung into existence in 2012, setting up shop at the Ibrox Stadium, a venue as cold and unwelcoming as a teetotaler at a Burns supper.
According to those blessed soul-counters atTransfermarkt, the Rangers' paddock jockeys are estimated to be worth around a tidy £101m. When you take into account the price of a deep-fried Mars bar, that's not half bad, eh?
Ready for some arithmetic? The boyos in blue boast a herd of 27 players - a veritable assembly of fresh-faced whippersnappers, all of them, at an average age of 24. One does wonder how they manage their bedtime stories!
This season, bless their hearts, they've thrown their tartan caps into the ring of an impressive 5 competitions. Among these are the Premiership where they currently stand at 3rd place - no doubt a sequence of bothersome events for those undying, life-long fans, one can only imagine.
Eagerly, they also threw themselves at the mercy of the League Cup only to end up stranded in the purgatorial realm of the Semi-Finals. In the Scottish Cup, best not to dwell, they barely made it passed the Quarter Finals before they were given their marching orders.
The Champions League Qualifiers? Ah, those bright-eyed days of the Play-Offs, a distant memory now, as is their short-lived tryst with the Europa League during the League Phase. I suppose it really is true what they say - you can't win 'em all!
