Feast your eyes upon the miraculous entity known as 'Rangers' who, like a phoenix from the ashes, sprang into existence in 2012. These enthusiastic players run around their local pitch of Ibrox Stadium in dear Scotia itself and, credit where it's due, they've managed to convince a fair sum of punters to believe in their manufactured folklore.
The collective worth of these lads has been approximated at a cool £101m, or thereabouts, according to our reputable friends over at Transfermarkt. Now, that's a wee bit more than a handful of magic beans, isn't it?
These Ibrox dwellers are a relatively youthful bunch, numbering 28 in total, with the average age teetering precariously on the brink of 24 years. Oh, the reckless naivety of youth!
Never one to enjoy a quiet night in, Rangers have been gallivanting across no less than 5 competitions this season, with varying degrees of success. The Premiership has seen them occupy an aspirational 3rd place position, while the League Cup teased them into the Semi-Finals before cruelly snuffing out their dreams. Not one to be easily dissuaded, they battled into the Quarter-Finals of the Scottish Cup and poked their heads into the intimidating arena of the Champions League Qualifiers - only to be shunted to the Play-Offs. As a consolation, they've made it into the Europa League's league phase. Fresh challenges and all that jazz.
