The 2021/22 Alternative Scottish Football Awards

Hello and welcome to the sixth annual Alternative Scottish Football Awards.We’re back on Medium for today’s ceremony, in order to avoid the awards being interrupted by ads or paywalls and ensure that categories such as ‘Best Insult’ can be enjoyed without censorship We hope you enjoy tonight’s complimentary meal of pie in a roll courtesy of Alloa Athletic, which you will receive even if you asked for the large fish.The tone was set by this man during the summer Jim Smith on Twitter: “Canny...