Not a lot of loving for the Close Season Cup

I was sad that Philippe could not fulfil any media duties in the mixed zone at Murrayfield after the titanic struggle against Manchester United. The reported reason was that he had no time to lose as he was due to be a guest at a wedding in his homeland. Apparently, the rest of Sevco’s Continental contingent was also unavailable to share their thoughts on the friendly. Consequently, Mr Alexander Scott Rae supplied the erudite analysis to the awaiting members of the Fitba Fourth Estate...