Ah, Thelo Aasgaard, born a sprightly spring day (2nd May 2002) on English shores. The lad's a midfielder, taking fancy in the central attack, currently plying his trade at Rangers. He's no short stack, measuring in at 6ft 2in (or 1.88m, if you're partial to metric), and tips the scales at 11st 4lb (or 72 kilogrammes in the modern age). His armour of choice graces the number 11. And, moreover, he's not been shy to don the national colours of Norway.
In the fiscal roulette of football valuations, according to Transfermarkt, the lad's market worth teeters around a healthy £2.5m ballpark, give or take.
Jump back to July 2016, and the lad, barely a teenager, gallantly joined Wigan Athletic in England's League One in the role of a trainee. Come 2022 - 2023, his debut season at Wigan, Aasgaard romped around the pitch in 41 first team outings, bestowing three goals on league matches.
Moving forward to 2025, after jingling some undisclosed coins, he was off to Luton Town, also of League One fame, achieving 17 first team appearances and contributing two goals.
And now, to his sojourn north to Rangers in the Scottish Premiership, for an eye-watering sum of around £3.5m, in the balmy summer of 2025. His goalscoring tally, as it stands in the present 2025 - 2026 season, stands at a lone strike from eight first team engagements.
Not limited to the Scottish leagues alone, his football footprint in the 2025 - 2026 season extends across the League Cup, World Cup Qualifiers for Europe, Champions League Qualifiers, and even the Europa League, giving a tally of ten appearances and five goals to thumb his nose at world football pundits.
