Ross Graham, thank heavens, is Scottish. Born on the 20th of February of 2001, making him a fresh-faced 23-year-old. The lad stretches to an intimidating 6'4" (1.94m for those fine folk partial to the metric system) and hits the scales at 12st 12lb, or for the continentally inclined, that's about 82kg. A defender by trade, Graham chiefly buses himself at the centre of the line, a towering beacon in the sea of footballing chaos. Currently, you'll find him donning the number 6 jersey for Dundee United, the Premiership team up north.
Transfermarkt, in their infinite wisdom, calculates his current market value at a cool £400k or thereabouts, because who can really put a price on talent? You can ponder this at your leisure here. He's currently tethered to Dundee United via contract until the 31st of May in the grand year of 2026, but who knows what the tide will bring?
Graham's journey to Dundee United is a story as old as time itself – or, well, as old as professional football contracts. The lad started off as a trainee at Dundee United in July 2017, and since then, it's been a cycle of loans and returns. With the exception of a stint from Elgin City (January to June 2020) and Cove Rangers (October 2020 to January 2021, and again March to June 2021), and a sojourn to Dunfermline Athletic (July 2021 to January 2022) he's stayed remarkably stable under the Dundee United banner.
As for his performance on the pitch, it's been a mixed bag. Across his time at Dundee United, he's appeared on the first team around 58 times, netting a none-too-shabby five goals in league matches. This season, he's gracing the pitch for the tenth time, with 2 goals tucked under his belt. As for his cup runs, he's had six starts in the League Cup 2024-2025, netting one goal and one start in the Scottish Cup of the same year. Not exactly the reincarnation of Pele, but the lad's 23, he's got time.
