Paul Nsio, the quintessentially English lad born on 15 March, 2006 (making him a sprightly 19-year-old), now plies his trade as a central midfielder for Rangers, sporting the rather lofty number 55 jersey. In case you're new to the footballing universe and don't know a midfielder from a meat pie, here's a helping hand - they're like the adaptable soldiers of the football battleground. A midfield player, as the heart of the whole kaboodle, helps with both attack and defence, much like single malt Scotch that leaves a sweet aftertaste, yet burns on your way down.
The invincible sages over at Transfermarkt deem his current market value to be in the ballpark of €100k, which my abacus tells me is around £84k in the Queen's currency, give or take a penny. He's still under contract with Rangers for about 1 year and 3 months, with his handcuffs due to fall off on 31 May 2026, a day which wouldn't be marked a national holiday but still significant for Paul I guess.
Welcome to the Premiership 2024 - 2025, wherein Nsio graced our screens with his talismanic presence all of once with another appearance as a substitute, sending shockwaves across the entire league, no doubt. But the fun doesn't stop there, oh no siree. Our versatile warhorse also dabbled a bit in the Europa League 2024 - 2025, pulling on the Rangers jersey for another headline-grabbing, barnstorming performance as a substitute. To put it bluntly, Paul Nsio isn't exactly what you'd peg as a frequent flyer on the football field.
