Join me, if you will, on a brief journey through the sparkling career of one Mikey Moore, a forward of sorts, who currently masquerades as a left winger over at Rangers. Born on the 11th of August, 2007 in merry old England, our lad has now reached the grand old age of 18. Believe it or not but, old Moore, who adorns himself with the number 47 shirt, stands at a toweringly mediocre 5ft 10in (or 1.8m if you're into that sort of thing) and clocks in at 11st 11lb (if you fancy it in metric, that's 75kg).
It's claimed that his current market value hovers near the vicinity of €16.00m, a dubious assertion made by none other than Transfermarkt. That would translate, hypothetically, into around £13.5 million, if wee Moore was ever tempted for a fresh romp.
Now, this might come out of left field, but Moore rocked up at Tottenham Hotspur in the grand old Premier League back in July 2022. A move that, judging by his debut season, saw Moore grace the pitch a whopping two times in league matches. The following season, he deigned to increase his appearances tenfold - which, for those of you in the cheap seats, means ten league matches.
By August 2025, the folks over at Spurs had evidently seen enough and promptly packaged young Moore off on loan to Rangers. Once in bonnie Scotland, our laconic hero upped his game, clocking up a breathtaking eight first team appearances in the current season of the Premiership. Just for the record, he also stepped foot on the hallowed turf twice for the League Cup, once as a sub in the Champions League Qualifiers, and thrice for the Europa League. Quite the busy bee, isn't he?
