Enter one Mason Munn, an inconceivably young shot-stopper hailing from Northern Ireland and gifted with a birth date of 30 March 2006, reminding us all terrifyingly how many years football has etched onto our face. Munn, standing at a formidable 6ft 3in (cough, that's 1.91m for you youngsters), and weighing in at a solid 12st 1lb (or 77kg for those reliant on base ten), now treads his intimidating frame on Rangers' pitch whilst proudly donning the number 54 shirt.
During the Scottish Cup (everyone knows that's 2024-25, right?), of which he partook in between fighting off autograph requests, Munn managed the extraordinary feat of participating in a single start. Really, someone needs to have a stern word with his agent about the merits of sitting on the bench. One could hardly imagine the stress of such a playing schedule. Sarcasm aside, his early career appears to be moving as swiftly as a sloth in frozen treacle. But let's cast an experienced, cynical eye on his career and see how this exciting tale of half-hearted participation develops, shall we?
