Dear reader, let me draw the curtain aside on the chronicles of Harry Milne. A chap born on the tempest-tossed day of October 29, 1996, in the grand land of Scotland, Milne, aged 28, now finds himself enrobed in the role of defender for Hearts. Primarily a left back, this lad is 6ft (1.83m for those who prefer those continental measures.) In weight, he tips the scales at 11st 13lb (or 76kg for our continental friends.) The number 18 jersey, it appears, has the honour of being worn by him.
His current market value, for those of you engaged in such base economic considerations, is around a humbling £254k. That little nugget of wisdom according to Transfermarkt. Not to keep you in undue suspense, his contract with Hearts is just 1 year and 4 months from hitting its use-by date, set to expire on 30 June 2026.
Some might find it of interest that Milne began his journey in the footballing trenches with Cove Rangers. That was in the summer of 2015, in the halcyon days of Scotland's League One.
In what must surely have been a tearful parting, Milne upped sticks from Cove Rangers and embarked on a new adventure with Partick Thistle of Championship fame in July 2022. During his debut season (2022 - 2023), Milne made 28 outings on the pitch, scoring a not altogether impractical four goals in league matches. The next season (2023 - 2024), saw him stretching his legs 34 times and bestowing three goals upon his team. For those still keeping count, in the current season (2024 - 2025), Milne struts onto the pitch for 17 first team appearances and bangs in three goals in league matches.
The February of 2025 was a significant milestone in Milne's career. Leaving the fields of Partick Thistle behind, he was whisked away to the Premiership with Hearts, for what they laughably refer to as an "undisclosed fee". To date, in the current season (2024 - 2025), Milne has added an extravagant one league appearance to his stats at Hearts.
